Beef Curtains

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Carmageddon level
Beef Curtains
The level's map.
Location Dusty Trails National Park
Rank 1
Time 1:00
Opponents 5
Laps 15
Lap length 2.78 miles
Checkpoints 2
Peds 260
Cops 10

Beef Curtains is the 36th and final level in Carmageddon. It is unlocked at Rank 1.


Blood version

Cattle are dangerous. They can be dangerous in the wild, and they can be dangerous to eat. It's time for you to reduce this terrible threat to humanity. It's curtains for Beef.

Censored version

Zombie cattle are dangerous. It's time for you to reduce this terrible grey threat to humanity. It's curtains for Beef.


  • The level title... despite the level description trying to hide it, Beef Curtains is actually slang for a low-down bit of female anatomy. For a clinical description and Not Safe For Work photos, Wikipedia will help you out.
    • It may also be the game teaching you that beef is the worst kind of meat to eat, an example is that it releases a lot of fumes when the cows are executed.

See also


Levels in Carmageddon (cat)
Maim Street · Coastal Carnage · Fridge Racer · Death Valley · Pit Stop · Industrial Injury · Avenue of Atrocities · Mist Me! · Chiller · Erasing Arizona · 600ft Under · Mangled at the Mall · I Scream in the Sun · MagnaChem Mayhem · Off Quay · Halfway to Hell · Industrial Action · Wall Street Crash · Terror on the Trails · Roswell That Ends Well · Shafts of Fright · Top Gear Thrash · Acid Reign · Hitch Hiker Harvest · Slaughter City · Mine's a Large One · Slalom Slayfest · High Rise Horror · Fragged at the Factory · By the Seascythe · Desert Storm · Ramp Rampage · Blood on the Rooftops · Downtown Devastation · Beaches of Blood · Beef Curtains