Val Hella

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Carmageddon driver
Val Hella
Internal opponent number 28
Strength (1 - 5) 2
Network availability Never

Short name (?) Val
Race number 21
Top speed 220 mph
Kerb weight 1.3 tons
0 - 60 mph in 5.5 seconds
Stealworthy Red XN
"She's the self-crowned queen of the race scene, and her chariot is aptly equipped with wheel mounted blades."

Carmageddon: Reincarnation

Val Hella concept for Reincarnation
Cleaver (Pre-Alpha)

"Val's a leggy gal, and her wheel mounted blades ensure that hers remain by far the longest in the immediate vicinity."

Val Hella has been confirmed to return in the Cleaver.[1]


  • Valhalla is the food hall of the afterlife in Norse mythology. Hell is a less pleasant place to end up.
  • Val is short for Valerie.
  • Val Hella wears an Iron Cross around her neck.
  • The Cleaver looks like it was a large sports coupé such as the Marcos LM or Dodge Viper, once upon a time.
  • The Cleaver is shown on the US cover of Carmageddon II, despite not appearing in the game.
    • This version of the Cleaver, and in the intro movie to the original game, is a very different vehicle to the in-game model. Among other changes, the front lights and grille are positioned differently, the side has exhaust vents and the cabin is mounted deeper into the bodywork.
  • For Reincarnation, Val has gained a tiny Chihuahua called HellHound. It wears a Nazi cap and armband.


Drivers in Carmageddon (cat)
Main drivers Max Damage · Die Anna
Cops The Cops · The Cops Special Forces
Tier 1 opponents Auto Scum · Brothers Grimm · Ed 101 · Ivan the Bastard · Kutter · Madam Scarlett · Mech Maniac · OK Stimpson · Screwie Lewie · Stig O'Sore · Val Hella · Vlad · Wanda Lust
Tier 2 opponents Agent Orange · Ed Hunter · Firestorm · Otis P Jivefunk · Psycho Pitbull · Stella Stunna
Tier 3 opponents Burly Shirley · Don Dumpster · Halfwit Harry · Hammerhead · Heinz Faust
Drivers in Carmageddon: Reincarnation (cat)
Main driver Max Damage · Die Anna
Cops The Cops · The Cops Special Forces · Compact Unit: Nil Threat
Regular drivers Brothers Grimm · Don Dumpster · Ed 101 · Halfwit Harry · Hammerhead · Heinz Faust · Ivan the Bastard · Kickstarter cars · Kutter · Otis P Jivefunk · Psycho Pitbull · Screwie Lewie · Stella Stunna · Stig O'Sore · The Terrible Twin · Val Hella · Vlad